Watch out for Archery Elk Flu!
So I felt it was my duty to help warn you all about the growing epidemic known as Archery Elk Flu and all of its terrible symptoms. For those of you who have never been exposed to Archery Elk Hunting the rut, let me just say, whew!!!! You have dodged a bullet, and can stop reading here.
But for those of you who have even been thinking about going on an archery elk hunt in the rut you better watch out! Once you are exposed to Archery Elk Flu you will find yourself experiencing nasty symptoms like Panoramic Myopia – which consists of experiencing such incredible and breathtaking views of wild and high places that you are literally blinded to the world around you and may find upon return to civilization that colors don’t seem as vivid and the noise of society is near deafening. Then you have things like Screaming Bull Fever, which consists of waterfalls of sweat pouring from the palms of your hands, tornado like breathing and near loss of control of basic motor skills. Or worse yet, you may experience the Full Draw Blues which has been found to induce extreme muscle burn, the shakes and bouts of intent prayer, followed by cursing, the what ifs and even maniacal laughter. Personally, the worst symptom I suffer from is No Hunting Nausea, this rears its ugly head quickly and quite often is triggered by state draw results or the closing of a season. Archery Elk Flu is nothing to toy with as the symptoms I discussed above barely scratches the surface of all the nastiness that Archery Elk Flu can bring to bear on the unsuspecting hunter. The worst and best thing about Archery Elk Flu is that it can in the matter of minutes put you on the lowest of lows or the highest of highs. It is a fickle condition and overall has been found to be highly addictive and contagious.
Archery Elk Flu is found all across the Western US and Canada and to date there is no known cure. However the team here at Outdoors International can help you manage your Archery Elk Flu no matter its stage, be it a new diagnosis or a full blown chronic condition. Give us a call to find out how we can help you find the right treatment for your condition.
We offer incredible archery elk hunts all across the West and some have even said that the Center for Disease Control blames us for the growing epidemic known as Archery Elk Flu. Give us a call and catch the bug today.